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Marnie the Parrot receives a plush bunny for her birthday.

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wyattsalazar:

the “you live with your parents” insult is really flaccid because a metric shitton of cultures don’t see “leave the house forever” as some grandiose moment of liberation that’s so important to the development of a person that it has to happen as fast as possible. until i came…

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hey you know those photos of trees where it looks like they have a big round human ASS, that's a tree disease right, what's it called

yugichrist:

homohustle:

yugichrist:

homohustle:

if it’s what I’m thinking of, those are called Burls if you’re murrican or Burrs if you’re from pretty much literally anywhere else

It’s less of a disease in itself and more like a sign of a disease.  Usually fungal infections fuck up the tree growth and cause them

People actually steal them sometimes because some of them are super valuable.  They make really cool looking carved stuff and are really dense.

what the fuck. they just chop the ass right off a tree and sell it to the tree ass black market. that’s brutal

That’s… Yeah, that’s actually pretty accurate.

People have actually been arrested for it and redwood national park gets blocked off at night because people stealing and selling tree ass on the black market is such a big problem

requesting backup for a 376 in process, that’s right we’ve got a tree ass jacker here

I CAN NOT BELIEVE MY TEXTBOOK HAS THIS FUCKING SECTION

 id love to see a MRA actually concerned with male supremacy and sexual objectification considering MRA stems from dumb fedora wearing men who art hurt :( :( that feminism doesnt have the word man in the title :( :(

I CAN NOT BELIEVE MY TEXTBOOK HAS THIS FUCKING SECTION

 id love to see a MRA actually concerned with male supremacy and sexual objectification considering MRA stems from dumb fedora wearing men who art hurt :( :( that feminism doesnt have the word man in the title :( :(

a perfect unison, tera

a perfect unison, tera

this also adorns the back of my calculator, as well as several of my textbooks

this also adorns the back of my calculator, as well as several of my textbooks

my calculator looks rad

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sarahharasb:

iraffiruse:

How markers are tested

No wonder they barely work when you buy them.

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